June 2012
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Oh God, what have I done? i came to Berlin to have...
May 2012
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first i took london and now i'll take berlin
i always fail with my submissions :(
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April 2012
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this is the second time i get an empty cd back...
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my nose still really hurts and so does my giant...
went out, fell on a wet fucking dance floor, got a...
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stories from the bar no.2
me helping an older man phone his doctor. after he’s finished his call he returns to me and says:
thank you for helping me, you saved me from running out of viagra. wink wink.
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March 2012
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stories from the bar
woman to me; you look so stylish with your skirt and braider hair
old (drunk) man: she always looks stylish
me: thank you
old man: it’s because i dress her in the morning.
Kickstarter - Heather Huey was shot by Billy Kidd.... →
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it’s raining cats and dogs outside. my new job is to wash trains, but there has been two large mudslides so there were hardly any trains to was. i’m really tierd and i have a bump on my forehead.
February 2012
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